MR. BAKER BOUGHT LUNCH... AND DESSERT

He is Brandon Baker and as quick as he gaveth me this healthy, hearty food today he could just as easily taketh away!

But seriously, I was dealing with a lot of insurance crap today and Mr. Baker came up behind me and gave me pizza! I was so happy because I only had a small bite to eat for lunch and was still hungry but was too lazy to go anywhere. Minutes later he offered me chicken wings as well - YUMMY!

Later on I invited him to go get ice cream and we did, and he treated me. Wait. Since I invited him shouldn't I have treated him? Eh, he is filthy rich...he can afford it! But i felt bad, I really wanted to buy him the God damn ice cream!